[funny-bone] Humor: aging like wine?

[Walker Family <walkers4@pacbell.net>]

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A few thoughts to make you realize that we're not wine when it comes to
aging.

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Middle age is when work is a lot less fun -- and fun a lot more work.

Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to
every
man.  Isn't that the darndest time for a guy to get those odds?

You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start
confiding in you.

Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
anywhere.

Middle age is having a choice of two attractive options for the evening
and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the
only
thing you care to exercise.

The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through

Congress.

You're getting old when being lucky means you find your car in the
parking lot.

You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it
started.

The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas.

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