[funny-bone] Humor: Misc.

[Walker Family <walkers4@pacbell.net>]

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One That Got Away

Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for speeding?
The cop got out of his car and the young man rolled down
his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on
his way without a ticket.

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Mr. Smith went to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning
at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the
attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies.
"I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"

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"Who's been eating my porridge?"

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is
just waking up.  Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small
chair at the table.  He looks into his small bowl.  It is empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.  He
looks into his big bowl.  It is also empty!  "Who's been eating
my porridge?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and screams, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we
have to go through this?  I haven't made the porridge yet!!"

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