[funny-bone] Humor: medical

[Walker Family <walkers4@pacbell.net>]

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    "I filled out an application that said, 'In Case Of
      Emergency Notify:'  I wrote 'Doctor'...  What's my
      mother going to do?"               - Steven Wright

            ~~~

    Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their
 respective ambulance team's response times.

    "Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,"
 bragged the first one, "we cut our emergency response time by
 ten percent."

    The other paramedics nodded in approval.  "Not bad," the
 second paramedic commented.  "But by using a computer model
 of traffic patterns, we've cut our average ERT by 20 percent."

    Again, the other team members gave their congratulations,
 until the third paramedic said, "That's nothing!  Since our
 ambulance driver passed the bar exam, we've cut our emergency
 response time in half!"

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