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[funny-bone] Humor: ministers and aging



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A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the
passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence a young woman
turned to a minister sitting next to her and with a nervous laugh asks,
"Reverend, you're a man of God, can't you do something about this
storm?"

To which he replies, "Lady, I'm in sales, not management."

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My face in the mirror
Isn't wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn't dirty.
The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely,
And so does my lawn.
I think I might never
Put my glasses back on.

--Unknown

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