[funny-bone] Humor: English oddities

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Americans eat what they can, and they can what they can't. (From a
Reader's Digest, contributed by Kaustubh Shejwalkar, Mumbai (Bombay),
India)

At the competition the ceiling fan fans fans.(SK)

A fly and a flea in a flue, were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the flea, "Let us fly." Said the fly, "Let us flee."
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
(from a book of limericks, contributed by Kaustubh
Shejwalkar, Mumbai (Bombay), India)

You've no need to light a nightlight On a light night like tonight,
For a nightlight's lights a slight light, And tonight's a night that's
light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light, It's really not quite right
To light nightlights with their slight lights, on a light night like
tonight.
(From a friend of Kaustubh Shejwalkar, Mumbai (Bombay), India)

A frustrated conductor named Mark Thyme composed a quick remedy
for his myopic percussionist. He took a marker and drew an "x" on the
tympanist's drum. The conductor was now quite amused with himself.
Remarked Mark, "Mark's mark marks the spot!"

A truck which carries everything you own is a moving van, and it's easy
to visualize a moving moving van. Can you imagine, though, being moved
to
tears about moving your possessions and thus seeing it as a moving
moving
moving van? (Paul Stokes)

I waited from two to two to two to two too, (that is, from 1:58 PM to
1:58 AM). (Kaustubh Shejwalkar, Mumbai (Bombay), India)

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