[funny-bone] Humor: FAMOUS DOG QUOTES

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Sorry for no humor the last couple of days - my PC was in the shop.

Randy Walker

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -- Gene
Hill

"In dog years, I'm dead." -- Unknown

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant  popularity of
dogs." -- Aldous Huxley

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn  around three
times before lying down." -- Robert Benchley

"Ever consider what they must think of us?  I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half
a cow.  They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne
Tyler

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult." -- Rita Rudner

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a
can.  That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein

"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
with pets." -- Nora Ephron

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful." -- Ann Landers

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him." -- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face." -- Ben Williams

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it." -- Unknown

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as
your dog does." -- Christopher Morley

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." -- Josh Billings

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." -- Holbrook Jackson

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -- Andrew
A. Rooney

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.  You are
his life, his love, his leader.  He will be yours, faithful and true,
to the last beat of his heart.  You owe it to him to be worthy of such
devotion." -- Unknown

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are
nuts." -- John Steinbeck

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